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.@gillianngracee Draco turns 35 today. I'm not invited to the party, mainly because I keep telling girls they're misguided to fancy him.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 5, 2015

We're delighted to share the first photo of Prince George with his little sister Princess Charlotte pic.twitter.com/lJbWwsqFva

— The Prince and Princess of Wales (@KensingtonRoyal) June 6, 2015

Piers Morgan writes that I didn't recognise him in a restaurant in New York.I did.I just didn't want to speak to someone I truly detest

— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) June 5, 2015

I see the Guardian has a headline "Python's Venom'
Pythons don't have venom.They just cuddle people before they eat them alive

— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) June 6, 2015

#unlikelysuperheroes
Captain Calculator pic.twitter.com/HuaP3I7U5Z (via @joeheenan)

— The Poke (@ThePoke) June 8, 2015

"As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others." Audrey Hepburn

— TOMS Europe (@TOMSeurope) June 7, 2015

Barbie introduced a range of dolls with flat feet http://t.co/jroqkRxxmh pic.twitter.com/4wPeKPtDzw

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) June 5, 2015

Blaze breaks out at Hampshire home after 'dog turns on hob' http://t.co/qyyldkBEsf pic.twitter.com/YOOfuCnYgL

— Daily Echo (@dailyecho) June 10, 2015

How To Be A Pain For Jesus http://t.co/EMOUxD1eDk pic.twitter.com/Nqyp9O0EGf

— The Church Sofa (@TheChurchSofa) June 12, 2015